Who needs to spend a fortune on a big ol' fancy wedding, when there's a perfectly good Taco Bell waiting to marry you?
If you're a girl who finds the smell of burritos seductive and likes her romantic dates to come with a packet of hot sauce, the perfect wedding is waiting for you. And it's just $600!
Yes, Taco Bell is offering up a wedding package. Only available at their flagship Las Vegas location, the restaurant has a real chapel inside, so you get the real wedding experience.
But the $600 package doesn't just get you saying your nuptials to a soundtrack of Gorditas gently frying in the background. The full package includes a Taco Bell garter, bow tie, sauce packet bouquet, "Just Married" t-shirts, Taco Bell champagne flutes and a Cinnabon Delights Wedding Cake. See, you won't miss a thing from an ordinary wedding. A sauce packet bouquet will keep a lot longer than flowers will and it's much more delicious.
You think Taco Bell would let you leave without giving you some of their signature grub? No way! After the wedding, the chain will treat the couple to their very own 12-pack of tacos. Their first meal as a couple will be crunchy, tasty, and probably result in a couple trips to the restroom.
Now, $600 may sound like a lot for some Taco Bell, but a $600 wedding is unheard of! And it comes with food! That's a real steal. Your guests can share some of the 12-pack and everyone will leave happy.
If you're itching to head down to Vegas right now to tie the knot "south of the border," hold up a minute. The ceremonies won't begin till the summer of 2017. But, Taco Bell is giving away a free wedding and all expenses paid trip to Vegas to one very lucky couple.
So, if you and your man are fast food fiends, looks like your wedding is right there waiting for you. And if anyone in your family thinks it's not right to take the holy vows of marriage in a fast food joint, remind them that it'll save the family about $20,000 in wedding costs. That'll turn them into Taco Bell fans real quick!